Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt
Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt
Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt
Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt
Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt
Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt
Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt

Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt

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100% Cotton & Pre-Shrunk

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100% Cotton & Pre-Shrunk

High Quality Print

Regular Fit

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Product Description

Show your love for punk rock and caffeine with the Descendents “Thou Shalt Not Partake in Decaf” T-shirt. Featuring bold, playful graphics inspired by the band’s irreverent humor, this tee proudly declares your devotion to full-strength coffee while rocking the iconic Descendents style. Perfect for fans of the legendary punk band, this shirt combines classic band attitude with a witty twist that’s sure to get laughs and nods from fellow music lovers. Made for comfort, it’s ideal for concerts, casual wear, or just sipping your preferred brew in style.

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Product Care

Wash inside out with cold water. Use mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the print. Avoid bleach and ironing over graphics.

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You can exchange with a different size within 60 days of purchase. Product should be not worn no should it be washed.

Product Description

Show your love for punk rock and caffeine with the Descendents “Thou Shalt Not Partake in Decaf” T-shirt. Featuring bold, playful graphics inspired by the band’s irreverent humor, this tee proudly declares your devotion to full-strength coffee while rocking the iconic Descendents style. Perfect for fans of the legendary punk band, this shirt combines classic band attitude with a witty twist that’s sure to get laughs and nods from fellow music lovers. Made for comfort, it’s ideal for concerts, casual wear, or just sipping your preferred brew in style.
'- High Quality Screen Print Shirt - 100% Cotton - Classic regular fit - Officially Licensed Merchandise

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Shipping, Returns & Exchanges

Free Shipping over $70 (U.S Only). For International orders shipping is calculated at checkout.

Get a full refund (excluding shipping costs) on returns within 60 days. Items wshould be in unworn condition.

Not the right fit?
You can exchange with a different size within 60 days of purchase. Product should be not worn no should it be washed.

Product Description

Show your love for punk rock and caffeine with the Descendents “Thou Shalt Not Partake in Decaf” T-shirt. Featuring bold, playful graphics inspired by the band’s irreverent humor, this tee proudly declares your devotion to full-strength coffee while rocking the iconic Descendents style. Perfect for fans of the legendary punk band, this shirt combines classic band attitude with a witty twist that’s sure to get laughs and nods from fellow music lovers. Made for comfort, it’s ideal for concerts, casual wear, or just sipping your preferred brew in style.

Patch Measurements & Care

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Spot clean if needed — they’re built tough but don’t toss them in the washer.

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Get a full refund (excluding shipping costs) on returns within 60 days. Items wshould be in unworn condition.

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You can exchange with a different size within 60 days of purchase. Product should be not worn no should it be washed.

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For the Fans. By The Fans.

We’re not some retail chain slapping logos on tees.
We live this sh*t.
The music, the scene — it raised us. This is our way of giving back.

Doing It Right Since ’88

We’ve been slinging band tees longer than some bands have stayed together.
From our store to your doorstep — same love for the music, same no-BS energy.

Doing It Right Since ’88

We’ve been slinging band tees longer than some bands have stayed together.
From our store to your doorstep — same love for the music, same no-BS energy.

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How do I wash and take care of my band tee's and patches?

Turn your shirts inside out, wash cold, and hang dry or tumble dry low.
It keeps the prints sharp and the cotton from turning into your dog's new chew toy.
Patches? Spot clean if needed — they’re built tough but don’t toss them in the washer.

How do I know what size to get?

We include a size chart on every product page.
Most tees are pre-shrunk 100% cotton and fit true to size.
If you’re between sizes or like a looser fit, go one up. Still not sure? Hit us up in the chat — we’ve got your back.

What is your return policy?

Got the wrong size? Changed your mind? No problem.
You have 60 days to return or exchange, as long as the item’s unworn and in original condition.
Quick, easy, no guilt trips.

How long does standard shipping take?

Most orders ship in 1–2 business days from our warehouse.
Once it’s out, you’ll get tracking info and delivery usually takes 2–5 business days in the U.S.
Need it faster? Express options are available at checkout.

Where is my order/package?

You’ll get a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
If it's been longer than expected or your mailman’s playing games, just shoot us an email — we’ll sort it out quick.

Do you ship internationally?

Yep, we ship worldwide.
Shipping rates and delivery times vary by country, and you’ll see the exact options at checkout.
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Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt

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