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Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt

Descendents Thou Shall Not T-Shirt

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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Low stock: 2 left

Licensed Merchandise
100% Cotton & Pre-Shrunk
High Quality Print
Regular Fit
SIZE TEES
★★★★★

"Awesome T-shirts! The print and the shirts are high quality. Shipping was very fast."

- Jason V.

Description

Show your love for punk rock and caffeine with the Descendents “Thou Shalt Not Partake in Decaf” T-shirt. Featuring bold, playful graphics inspired by the band’s irreverent humor, this tee proudly declares your devotion to full-strength coffee while rocking the iconic Descendents style. Perfect for fans of the legendary punk band, this shirt combines classic band attitude with a witty twist that’s sure to get laughs and nods from fellow music lovers. Made for comfort, it’s ideal for concerts, casual wear, or just sipping your preferred brew in style.

Size Chart

Size Chest (in) Length (in)
S34 – 3628
M38 – 4029
L42 – 4430
XL46 – 4831
2XL50 – 5232

All sizes are a regular fit, true to size. Chest is body circumference, length is measured from the high point of the shoulder. If you are between sizes or want a looser fit, size up.

Product Care

Wash inside out with cold water. Use mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the print. Avoid bleach and ironing over graphics.

Measurement & Sizing
Patch Measurements

Spot clean if needed. They're built tough but don't toss them in the washer.

Shipping, Returns & Exchanges

Free shipping over $70 (U.S. only). International orders are calculated at checkout. Get a full refund (excluding shipping) on returns within 60 days, items in unworn condition. Not the right fit? Exchange for a different size within 60 days of purchase. Product should not be worn or washed.

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